Well, here we are at Eppley Airfield’s Gate A2. That’s in Omaha; and from here we fly on the first leg of our trip in just 15 minutes. It’s 9:05 AM, Friday, July 31, 2009.
We’re getting to be old hands at this international travel bit. Checking in was easy. They have these automated check-in devices that read your credit card and your passport and then cough up boarding passes. This will happen if, of course, you have properly and accurately entered all of your information at some other prior point via the Internet. This will happen if you have valid reservations.
Ooops! It was supposed to be Gate A7. And while I was writing the first paragraph – something about having just 15 minutes till takeoff, a bell slowly began to ring in my brain. 15 minutes! Usually we’re on the plane in our reserved seats at such a time. And, even as my brain slowly turned this information over we heard, “Final call for boarding American Airlines flight 4479 to Chicago.” Then, “Will passengers VanCampen please report to Gate A7!”
This is not a good way to begin a journey that will take us halfway around the world. But, I have a theory about why this happened.
A couple of nights ago I stumbled onto a television program titled “Monsters Within You.” It’s a sort of fascinating but revolting program that details true stories of folks who’ve experienced invasions by a variety of different parasites. The particular episode I watched dealt with a parasitic worm that can enter the body through the soles of one’s feet. The worm lives in fecal-contaminated soil in tropical climates. It does nasty things to the plumbing that leads from one’s stomach to the outside world.
That first exposure to “Monsters…” was enough to make me put my sandals on – in my own home. But the next show I watched with morbid fascination was even more frightening. And, sad. A boy in Florida became sick for apparently no reason. His condition worsened. His brain began to swell. Ultimately doctors extracted spinal and brain fluid for examination. To their consternation, they discovered an aggressive, rapidly-dividing amoeba that was busy consuming the kid’s brain.
Is that scary, or what? But it was the place of origin of the parasite that concerned me. A scientist had discovered that the amoeba lives in the waters and ooze of lakes around the country. Not all lakes, but some of them.
Seems this lad had spent a day on a lake near his home with a friend. They’d taken turns being pulled behind a speedboat on boogeyboard. When the boy wiped out, it forced some of that lake water up his sinuses. The rest is history, and so is that youngster, unfortunately.
I felt bad for the parents. I also had a growing sense of unease about myself. Years ago Luana and I had taken our family on a camping trip to Merrit Reservoir near Valentine, NE. Our kids refer to this excursion as “The Camping Trip From Hell” because we chose the most mosquito-infested portion of the shoreline as our temporary home. We also suffered extreme sunburn. But the part that concerned me these years later was that I had ingested sufficient enough amounts of lake water through nose and mouth to produce a significant allergic reaction.
A year later we took a bunch of teenagers to that lake for a retreat. This time we camped in a better location. A friend brought his speedboat, and we all enjoyed waterskiing. I had the misfortune of taking a severe enough tumble from the skis to force more of that lake water into my cranial cavities. Another very uncomfortable allergic reaction ensued.
I’m not certain, but I think I was invaded by a distant cousin of that brain-eating amoeba featured on “Monsters Within You.” This one hasn’t divided itself as rapidly as that one, and its appetite hasn’t been quite as robust, but I am almost certain it is in there, consuming enough material to vitally affect memory and, in some cases, common sense. Why else would I have been sitting blithely working on my laptop while the plane was preparing to depart from the terminal?
We made it into the aircraft, and we are now sitting in Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport at Gate H9 (Luana said it to me 10 times before we even landed here). Our reservations for the rest of the day’s journey are valid. I have little doubt that we will be in Helsinki, Finland tomorrow morning.
But I have real reservations about ever swimming in a lake again. And, I will certainly not wander about the subcontinent in my bare feet – not even in my hotel room!