Posted by: pastorafrank | March 12, 2008

Folding Chairs

We “dignitaries” sat behind a cloth covered table as we interviewed each of the graduates.  I was seated on a plastic lawn chair of the rigid white type that seems to be ubiquitous here.  However, it was the only one of its kind the room.

The afternoon wore on, and about 7 men into the process I began to have the sensation that my my chair was somehow slipping on the marble floor.  I adjusted it, sort of leaning forward and shifting my weight.

The eighth candidate was Omkar, my friend who had bought the belt for me last October.  His interview was a bit longer than the ones before him, and as we were answering his questions about how to teach the people he would win to Jesus how to give Biblically so as to support his ministry in the future, I felt the chair once more beginning to slip.

Only, it wasn’t sliding on the floor.  The left rear leg had finally decided enough was enough, and it slowly folded under me.

The whole thing happened, it seemed, in slow motion.  I went over backwards, disappearing from Omkar’s surprised eyes, and tumbling out of the chair.  I arose, unhurt, but the rest of the men could not conain themselves.  We all laughed uproarously, creating such a commotion that the other 14 graduates rushed into the room to investigate.

Needless to say, I exchanged that chair for one of more study construction, and the interview proceded to its conclusion without further incident.

These folks laugh easily, and I don’t mind providing them opportunities to do so :)

Responses

Nothing like the old “chair breaking and you falling on the floor” ploy to lighten everyone up! LOL! Ive been praying for you guys!
Kurt

I thought that only happened to us gravitationally challenged individuals. : P

Using one of your oldest gifts again I see. Did you think that being on another continent could possibly change your penchant for personal physical mishaps? Another memory created for you and your friend. So happy to read about your reunion with your students, warms the heart you know. Thank you for continuing to show me and my family your desire to follow our Lord by stepping out of your “safe place” and travelling across the world to teach the Gospel. You are heroes to me and I love you both.

Nate

Kurt - you think I planned that? :)

Rich - I didn’t know you were gravitationally challenged. Wow!

Nate, I’m no hero. Just, in the words of my own dad, “trying to do what a worthless slave should do.” Thanks for the continual encouragement. God is good!

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